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Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case

 

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one 

 

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong

If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set

Peace starts with a smile 

 

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous

Don't put a question mark where God put a period

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church

Forbidden fruits create many jams

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called

God grades on the cross, not the curve

God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruit of the spirit' over a 'religious nut!'

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

God If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

Prayer:  Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you

We don't change the message, the message changes us

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

 



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