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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' 

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'  'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and thenfor the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:  'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents.' 


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