|Jamaican Break Up Letter|
A Jamaican US Marine stationed in Iraq recently recieved a letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in Brooklyn. It reads as follows:
Mi noh tink say mi can continue di relationship wid yu, because dis ya long distance ting mi cyan deal wid. Yu just too far and me need some loving. Mi haffie admit dat mi gi yu bun two time since yu gone and it nuh fair to di both a we still, so mi really sorry. So since as how wi no deh no more , mi a beg yu please to send back mi pikcha whey mi did send to yuh.
- Your one time girlfriend, Gwendolyn
The Marine, with hurt feelings asked his fellow Jamaican marines for any snap shot they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, cousins etc.In addition to the picture of Gwendolyn, Leroy included all the other pictures of the girls
he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:
Mi really sorry but mi caan rememba who yu be, s obaby please to pick out fi yu pickcha from di pile and send back di rest to mi, tanks... take care
- Yuh once upon a time bwayfriend, Leroy.
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