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Praying Parrots

A lady goes to visit her pastor one day. “Parson Brown”, she said in distress “I have a real problem and I doan know if yuh can help mi.”

Parson Brown said “Whatever the problem is, I am sure that with prayer we can solve it.”

"Well parson, I have two female parrots, but dem mout come een like it want to wash out wid jeyes and blue soap because is pure outa-orderness dem talk.”

"What do they say?" Parson Brown asked.

They say, "Yo, my peeps, we a di hot body, good time girls and wi come fi run di place red. Yuh ready fi some action?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots are very pious, they pray from morning till night. I think they will have a positive influence on your scandalous female parrots and get them to change their ways.’

“Yuh really thing that is possible, Pastor?” she asked "Yes my child. Bring your two foul mouthed female parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots will teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to clean up their act and start to life righteous lives in no time.”

"Thank you," the woman responded, "Mi really hope this work, because mi cannot teck di embarrassment any more.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Yo, my peeps, we a di hot body, good time girls and wi come fi run di place red. Yuh ready fi some action?"

There was stunned silence from the male parrots, and they both knelt down as if to pray. Then one said "Put away the bible and the prayer beads … our prayers have been answered!"

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