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The Adult Learning Centre will be offering a series of specialized courses, tailored to men, this summer. Please note that due to the complexity and difficulty level of the course content, class size will be limited to eight participants. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. CLASS ONE How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Four weeks: Monday and Friday for three hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
CLASS TWO The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?Round Table Discussion. Three weeks: Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
CLASS THREE The technique of Urinating, Having Lifted The Seat; and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub.Four weeks: Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
CLASS FOUR Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
CLASS FIVE Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?Examples on Video. FOUR weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
CLASS SIX Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. FOUR Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
CLASS SEVEN Learning How To Find Things -Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
CLASS EIGHT Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights : Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
CLASS NINE Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost ---Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
CLASS TEN Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. Four weeks : Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
CLASS ELEVEN How To Live – The Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
CLASS TWELVE How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Four Weeks : Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
CLASS THIRTEEN How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
CLASS FOURTEEN The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
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