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A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look!”  What is your secret?'

“Well”, she said proudly,   “I smoke ten cigars a day and before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, bleach all night at clubs, and I never ever exercise.”

“Wow”, said the young man, “That’s absolutely amazing. If you don’t mind, how old are you?”

She replied  “Twenty – two on my last birthday”


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