The Horse Name Mabel PDF Print E-mail

A Jamaican man is sitting watching TV and his wife comes up behind him and claats him with a frying pan.  

 “Aaahh! Wat dat fa?”' he shouts  “Me find one paper inna yuh pocket wid a woman name pon it. Who is dis Melba?”

“Wah yuh mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy go a race track last week and Melba is de name a de horse dat run inna de first race” he protests.

Two days later he is sitting watching TV again and 'whack!'- one brute lick inna 'im headback - with the back of the dutch-pot.

“Ooowww”  he shouts. “Wah' dat for now?'

“Yu horse just send a text message pony uh cell phone!”


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