Who Makes The Best Patient? PDF Print E-mail

Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. 

The first a Cuban surgeon says, "I like to see  accountants on my operating table, because when you

open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second a Trinidadian responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." 

The third a Barbadian surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 

The fourth guy, a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. 

But the fifth man, a Jamaican surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable" 


Bookmark us!
Del.icio.us! Google! Live! Facebook! Slashdot! Technorati! StumbleUpon! MySpace! Yahoo! Ask! Free Joomla PHP extensions, software, information and tutorials.
Add New Search
Write comment
[b] [i] [u] [url] [quote] [code] [img] 
Please input the anti-spam code that you can read in the image.

3.26 Copyright (C) 2008 Compojoom.com / Copyright (C) 2007 Alain Georgette / Copyright (C) 2006 Frantisek Hliva. All rights reserved."

< Prev   Next >

Chat-Bout.net (C)All Rights Reserved