JAMAICAN BREAK UP LETTER PDF Print E-mail

Jamaican US Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in Brooklyn. It reads as follows:

 

Dear Leroy,

 

mi caan continue di relationship wid yu eny longa, because dis ya long distance ting mi cyan deal wid, yu juss too bax ide far and me need some loving. Mi afi admit dat mi gi yu bun two time since yu gone and it nuh fair to di both a we still, so mi really sorry, so since we nuh deh nuh more , mi a beg yu please to send back mi picha whey mi did send to yu.
Gwendolyn



The Marine, with hurt feelings asked his fellow Jamaican Marines for any snap shot they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Gwendolyn, Leroy included all the other pictures of the girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope...along with this note:



Dear Gwendolyn,
mi really sorry but mi caan rememba who yu be, so baby please to pick out fi yu picha from di pile and send back di ress to mi, tanks...

take care
Leroy.

 


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