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Mr. and Mrs. Jones were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They were the picture of happiness. After the cutting of the anniversary cake and the speeches, a young reporter sat with Mrs. Jones, wanting to get some tips on how to make a relationship last. 

Mrs. Jones gave the young woman some solid advice. But the young lady had a question. “So Mrs. Jones, are you going to tell me that in all these 50 years you never once contemplated divorce?” 

Mrs. Jones  looked at her and smiled and said “No, but if yuh ever know di amount of time mi think bout murder.”  


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