A Jamaican guy walks into a brothel in New York and asks, 'You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?' 'Yes,' answers the madam. “Go on up to Room 6.”
So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered, he asked 'Yu name Arlene, don't it?' 'Yeah man, a me dat,' replied the woman. 'Well, a have a couple hundred dollars ....' he proudly announced.
With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. He had a really good time, then he got up to leave. Before he went through the door he asked her, 'Will you be here tomorrow?' he asked. 'Yeah Man,' Arlene said, 'Me will deh yah.'
The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. 'Will you be here tomorrow night?' 'Honey,' replied the hooker, 'Mi deh yah every night fi you'.
Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, they are both sitting on the edge of the bed. “Tell me something”, Arlene said, “what part of Jamaica yuh from?”
“Portmore” replied the fellow with a satisfied grin. “True ? Me have one sister live inna Portmore yuh know!” the hooker exclaimed.
“I know dat” the fellow replied, 'She gimmie six hundred dollas fi gi yu!'
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